You have pubic lice.

Dinko's World of Pain is being fully recreated and placed somewhere else. Information will become available as soon as possible.

(this translates into: "Dinko was bored and decided to make up a quick diversion that will keep people from saying that his page is never updated.")

(this also translates into: "Dinko doesn't WANT a webpage anymore." This statement has much more truth to it than the above two.)

(Krieger and Gorebash still suck, though.)

 Gumby Ate My Balls!